when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word
bowl is the worst
i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird
all of us.
Louis fell in front of paparazzi and the rest of the boys fell too, so he wouldn’t be embarrassed.
I don’t even like One Direction, but this is what real friends should do.
Neither did I, but their comic relief song wasn’t half bad, admittedly.
people who think animated movies suck because they’re cartoons
people who think cartoons suck in general
when you’re at a halloween party and you start choking on an apple and your whale daughter won’t help because you’re embarrassing her
i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf
if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you
one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a really fancy car pulled up next to him. he glanced across to have a casual look at it, and ended up inadvertently maintaining like 20 seconds worth of awkward eye contact with the queen of england.
The Sherlockian’s got here.