Posted 6 hours ago

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

Posted 6 hours ago

( ((CircleMaze)) ): k8y411: clarityofhatred: abidinginlove: sodamnrelatable: when you say...

circlemaze:

k8y411:

clarityofhatred:

abidinginlove:

sodamnrelatable:

when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word

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bowl is the worst

i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird

all of us.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius.

(Source: bluetricycle1)

Posted 6 hours ago

andersatan:

of-mice-and-m0shing:

this is the most accurate post on the internet.

did he google johnlock

Posted 6 hours ago

when cute boys take off their sweatshirts and their t-shirt comes like halfway up their torso

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(Source: ktae)

Posted 6 hours ago

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

looking-into-the-night-sky:

Louis fell in front of paparazzi and the rest of the boys fell too, so he wouldn’t be embarrassed.

I don’t even like One Direction, but this is what real friends should do. 

#goddammit i do not want to start liking one direction 

Neither did I, but their comic relief song wasn’t half bad, admittedly. 

(Source: zaynsbradfxrd)

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condoleezza-ricearoni:

okay this was the first witty joke i heard on tv THAT MADE ME LAUGH LITERALLY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

(Source: tinaturnip)

Posted 6 hours ago

kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

(Source: bitnap)

Posted 6 hours ago

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

xekstrin:

literally the perfect man

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

(Source: laterspeasants)

Posted 6 hours ago

textbookfangirl:

billywilder:

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

do you know how long I spent trying to find a pun in that sentence

(Source: ceylans)

Posted 6 hours ago

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

(Source: paulsensdonnas)

Posted 6 hours ago

imarlr:

kinkchesters:

deeeeeeeeeeeeemateaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

people who think animated movies suck because they’re cartoons

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people who think cartoons suck in general

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when you’re at a halloween party and you start choking on an apple and your whale daughter won’t help because you’re embarrassing her

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(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)

Posted 6 hours ago

wretchedoftheearth:

i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf

if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you

Posted 6 hours ago

watchtheskytonight:

lookitsadeathfrisbee:

avadakedavros:

one time my brother was on his bike, and he had stopped at a roundabout when a really fancy car pulled up next to him. he glanced across to have a casual look at it, and ended up inadvertently maintaining like 20 seconds worth of awkward eye contact with the queen of england.

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The Sherlockian’s got here. 

Posted 6 hours ago

pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving